Monday 31 December 2012
Sunday 30 December 2012
"The Christmas Tree...that sounds like the behavior of a drunk man....
[in a woman's voice]Honey...why is there a pine tree in the living room?
[in a drunk's voice]I LIKE IT! We're...we're gonna decorate it...for Jesus! Then we're going to hang our socks by the fireplace...fill them with CANDY! Then I'm going to hang some leaves from the ceiling and see if I can't get some action. Now I'm going to go puke on that couch...Merry Christmas..."
[in a woman's voice]Honey...why is there a pine tree in the living room?
[in a drunk's voice]I LIKE IT! We're...we're gonna decorate it...for Jesus! Then we're going to hang our socks by the fireplace...fill them with CANDY! Then I'm going to hang some leaves from the ceiling and see if I can't get some action. Now I'm going to go puke on that couch...Merry Christmas..."
Saturday 29 December 2012
Friday 28 December 2012
Thursday 27 December 2012
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