“Those jokes about turkeys not looking forward to Christmas are ignorant of the fact that turkeys have no fear; they are the Steven Seagal of the poultry world. Not because they are trained in Kung Fu, no, because a small part of their brain is missing.”

—	Sean Lock (The Unbelievable Truth, series 2 Christmas Special)

How can something not be something? Something can’t be not be not something, can it. If you’ve created a something, then something has to be that something, otherwise you haven’t created a something.