To Do List

1. Wear shirt that says "Life". Hand out lemons on a street corner.

2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

3. Major in philosophy. Ask people: " WHY do you want fries with that?"

4. Go into a crowded elevator and say:" I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you all here" With a straight face.

5. Make vanilla pudding. Put it into a mayo jar. Eat in a public place.

6. Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C".

7. Wait until someone is about to sneeze. Right before they do that, loudly scream :" PIKA PIKAAAAAAA!!!!"

8. Run into a store, aske what yea it is. When someone answers, yell :" IT WORKED!!!!" and run out cheering.

9. Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes the Lead", enter it to horse races.

10. Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say:" I've been expecting you..."

11. Change your name to Simon. Speak in third person.

12. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.

13. Buy a parrot. Teach it to say :" Halp! I've been turned into a parrot."

14. Follow joggers around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.